On a Wednesday, in a cafe

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friedcheesemogu:

Fun fact: Nothing brings out the worst in people like a sale.

Storebeing: Hello yes today we can offer you 40% off your highest priced item.

Customer: Fantastic! Can I use this other coupon with it?

Storebeing: Um, well we can do two separate transactions, but they don’t stack…

Customer: Ugh, fine. Can I return this thing from the other side of town and ask you to give me the full coupon again because I used it there but I’m not going back there and I probably just bought the cd, burned it, and now I’m trying to get money out of you, but I’ll pitch a fit if you don’t give me what I want?

thisonetimeat-bandcamp:

I HAVE NO WORDS

thisonetimeat-bandcamp:

I HAVE NO WORDS

My mom’s been telling me that being 21 now means I’m officially an adult… I just bought a Marauder’s Map bag from Hot Topic. 

Leave it up to you to run away with your pockets full of the very last of my faith.

-Ally Rhodes, “Pockets”

"I can’t believe you have to work on a Sunday!"

notanotherretailblog:

I can’t believe you shop here on a Sunday then are surprised when there’s people here to serve you.

shes-universal:

when it comes to taylor swift and new album theories you never know if you’re looking into them too much or not because you could be- but then you remember this woman more or less told us red was the title for her fourth album a year in advance and then again like a few hours before the livestream with a red filter and not a single one of us caught on

(Source: dunkboys)

screamingiminlovewithyou:

all i care about is that taylor goes on ellen soon

(Source: dundermifflinscranton)

confessionsofatargetslave:

fakebritain:

Imagine if there was a way retail workers could complain about their customers rather than vice versa and then we could check out their reviews just before we served them on a trip advisor for customers and then just be able to decide whether or not we would serve them based on how much of a dick/totally nice person they have been to fellow retail workers

I WISH. That would save us all so much time and energy.